pugsleys: some people are just born with majestic faces with blinding beauty while i fell from the ugly tree hitting every single branch and then landed on shit
jenlawd: why didn’t you reblog that from me
patunes: either i dont have enough followers to get hate or i am perfect and therefore yall dont have anything to complain about
YOU SHIP THE SAME SHIP AS ME?
steverogersdick: OH MY GOD this is beautiful
The Alphabet of Homestuck
xvxavier: If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
keep your friends close and your laptop charger closer
chaoticfangasm: Oh my god Seamus Just…
adrians: if I was in the hunger games I’d just get mcdonalds as a sponsor but instead of just eating the big macs they’d send me during the games I’d use them as bait to trap people and every time I’d made a kill I’d look up to the sky, give a thumbs and whisper “I’m lovin’ it”
Americans lived together in harmony. Then...
notsuki: WHAT IF FICTIONAL CHARACTERS THOUGHT OF US TOO. “I love you but you’re real.” /cries
20 ways to survive in a horror movie. →
rebornysuperbia: justnithya: A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale. 1. Don’t have sex. Seriously Abstinence is key. 2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day. I don’t care how good he says his weed is he is cuckoo bananas and he wants you dead. 3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was...