July 2012
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pugsleys:
some people are just born with majestic faces with blinding beauty while i fell from the ugly tree hitting every single branch and then landed on shit
June 2012
jenlawd:
why didn’t you reblog that from me
patunes:
either i
dont have enough followers to get hate
or i
am perfect and therefore yall dont have anything to complain about
YOU SHIP THE SAME SHIP AS ME?
somekindofcontraption:
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steverogersdick:
OH MY GOD
this is beautiful
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The Alphabet of Homestuck
sonnetstuck:
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xvxavier:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
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dreamingwithinthestars:
keep your friends close and your laptop charger closer
chaoticfangasm:
Oh my god Seamus
Just…
adrians:
if I was in the hunger games I’d just get mcdonalds as a sponsor but instead of just eating the big macs they’d send me during the games I’d use them as bait to trap people and every time I’d made a kill I’d look up to the sky, give a thumbs and whisper “I’m lovin’ it”
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Americans lived together in harmony. Then...
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notsuki:
WHAT IF FICTIONAL CHARACTERS THOUGHT OF US TOO.
“I love you but you’re real.”
/cries
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20 ways to survive in a horror movie. →
rebornysuperbia:
justnithya:
A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
Seriously
Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
I don’t care how good he says his weed is
he is cuckoo bananas
and he wants you dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was...
