President of Hell

• Woman: Can I have birth control?
• Government: No.
• Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
• Government: No.
• Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
• Government: No.
• Woman: Is pizza a vegetable?
• Government: Yes.

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